• The very fact that urinals have not become known as ‘Urination Stations’ is, to me, an indication of the vast failure of edu-speak to do anything productive for the English lexicon.
• I’m fairly certain the meaning of life is to not get eaten by the fast things with sharp pointy teeth, or if one happens to be a fast thing with sharp pointy teeth, help the fat slow things fail at life.
• I want to get a group dressed up as redcoats to march on the tea partiers and help them take back the country from those dirty liberals who stole it from its rightful owners so many years ago.
• The reason you can’t have fight clubs today is that too many people would be trying for leadership positions to add to their college resumes.

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