Sorry to go so long without providing any of my snarky and sarcastic commentary on just how much the world sucks. I was a little busy pulling off upset A’s. Anyways, something that’s come up of late is the issue of Holocaust deniers. Some teacher got suspended over denying the Holocaust in some state that is neither important nor do I care enough to look it up. My real interest in the whole issue is that they only deny the Holocaust. If they can fake that entire thing, who’s to say they didn’t just fake the entire war. Seems to me that our elders made up this whole fantasy story just so that they could guilt trip us into taking care of them in their old age. I’ve even got my bets that they faked the great depression as well. Quite frankly, WWII is just a worldwide conspiracy of the elder to keep them out of the nursing home. We weren’t there. They just expect us to take their word for it that they didn’t cunningly place all that scrap metal and unexploded ordinance all over the place. Yeah, like we’re supposed to believe that Dresden was more than just a giant bon fire? Hitler and Eisenhower probably roasted marshmallows together and made smores.
Get your revenge, put grandpa in the nursing home. Greatest generation my ass. Greatest liars more like it.
Tags: Holocaust, World War II, WWII
