On this the day of our planet’s birth, I think we should all reflect on just what we’ve done to the poor girl. We’ve poked her, prodded her, raped her resources, and all so that we could pollute her even more. Then you’ve got those scientists going around asserting she’s even older than she claims? Is that the kind of relationship you want to have with her? Try that with any other women. I dare you to assert your wife, girlfriend, or any other female acquaintance is a few thousand times older than she is. See if she doesn’t smack you.
So get the world a present this year. Start listening to those evil scientists going on about how we need to do better by Earth. Sure, they may be massive jerks, but at least they’re not telling our beloved girl to slap on a bunch of makeup to look pretty. Oh, and punch Ray Comfort. Even ol’e Gaia doesn’t like him and he just won’t leave her alone.
*A note about the dates. Back in times, especially preceding the 17th century, days would often be started at nightfall. While there is no extensive record on just how this system was practice or how much, we do know that it was done at times. Ussher fixed the creation of the Earth at the nightfall preceding the 23rd of October, which would make the 22nd the actual date of creation per our system. And really, it doesn’t matter because the whole date is bullshit anyways.
Tags: Creationism, Creationist, Earth, Ray Comfort, young-earth creationists
