Thoughts of the Week

There’s a reason God killed the dinosaurs. He was playing Asteroids and fucked up.

 

Jesus fucking God. There’s an image. It’s half incest, half masturbation.

 

(Restaurant Name) Shove it in your mouth, Jackass.

 

The oven is just a convenient cabinet in a man’s kitchen.

 

The comma is the underclass of punctuation. That’s why it gets abused so much.

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