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Social Darwinism Versus Divine Right of Kings

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Morality is an often debated topic between Jesus and his pals and evolutionists. I’ve always found the debate to be a rather tedious and misapplied.

On one side we have the claim that you needs the Jesus to be moral.  They quickly point to social Darwinism, eugenics, and the Shoah (a more proper name for the Holocaust). Mind you that Social Darwinism has nothing to do with Darwin’s theories.  The closest Darwin could come is that he was a bit of a misogynist.

My bigger problem in this debate, surprisingly enough, is with the evolutionist argument.  In reply to the religious objection of Social Darwinism the evolutionists are seemingly quick to point to the Inquisition and Crusades.   The problem is that these examples are not in the same vein as Social Darwinism.

Oddly enough, Marx can be a bit of a help here.  Think of Social Darwinism as a product of class structure.  Social Darwinism was the new ideology adopted by the bourgeoisie to justify their status in light of the enlightenment and industrial revolution.  Democracy and capitalism, in which any man can theoretically rise to the top doesn’t mesh well with old hegemonic ideologies.   I’ll return to this in a moment, but first I’d like to discuss the old ideologies.

Prior to this period, and even into the age of Darwin and the debates on evolution the prevailing idea was a lot closer to the Divine Right of Kings.  Of course, there weren’t as many true kings –in the sense that they had absolute power– and so the idea was stretched a bit.  Rather than explain this view myself, I’d like to use a quote from Pat Shipman’s book on Eugene Dubois.

Most people in Europe believe life –particularly human life– is largely preordained and that the order of society is static.  Those with power and wealth guide the workings of the world because they are inherently superior.  That inherent superiority, the privilege of the privileged classes, derives from God, who has created all creatures in their appropriate and perfect places (Shipman 14).

Pat Shipman – The Man Who Found the Missing Link

One of the first problems with this ideology is that the world at the time was far from being static.  Democracy and the industrial revolution were quickly mixing the old class orders.  With the new mobility afforded to all classes, at least in theory, it could no longer be said that God had preordained a static class structure.

The second problem is that the hegemonic ideology has to serve at least two functions.  The ideology has to justify the ruling class and it must keep the proletariat content with the class structure.  The religious ideology fails on the second point.  If there is no chance at class mobility, then there is no reason for the proletariat to work hard to achieve a  higher status.  Meanwhile, Social Darwinism implies that the ruling class is the ruling class because they are the most fit.  Thus, for the proletariat, their exists a chance within this ideology for class mobility so long as they’re fit enough.  I.E. hard work will actually pay off.

In conclusion, the real answer to the religious claims about morality based on social darwinism are not the crusades and inquisition, but rather divine right.  Otherwise the argument turns to Stalin and derails itself further and further from the the proper conclusion that should end somewhere around memetic evolution.

In Case You Wanted To Take A Roadtrip To Smack Somebody

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Test Not Needed If You Live Right

When reading an article in the Sunday News-Leader written by Cory de Vera one line caught my attention. That line was: Free HIV testing will be available.

The gay and lesbian community promotes their lifestyle through events such as PrideFest. The free HIV testing is necessary in the gay and lesbian community. HIV and other STDs are a side effect of the unnatural perverted sexual acts they perform on one another. So free HIV testing is a good thing. We should all celebrate that.

Yet, if you really want to celebrate something, go to church on Sunday, every Sunday. Live your life the way God intended you to live — the loving, normal, natural way of God’s commandments. Then we wouldn’t need free HIV testing.

William R. Nichols, West Plain

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She Turned Me Into a Newt

Monday, June 29th, 2009

In a disturbing trend in Kenya, witch burning is making a comeback.  If anybody doubts the dangers of irrational beliefs, this is a prime example.   There’s no witch craft going on.  Hell, there’s probably quite a few vendettas and grudges being settled, but not so much on the witch craft.

I can’t help but feel that the reporter wasn’t asking the right questions. Take this response.

“Of course some people have been burned. But there is proof of witchcraft,” said one youth.

Such as?  I can’t help but feel that this follow up question was badly needed, especially in the light that this irrational statement is resulting in needless death.

I later discovered that the young boy who had supposedly been bewitched, was suffering from epilepsy.

Right, so now we know that these people have substandard medical education.  Chalk another one up to what ignorance and superstition can cause.

“In other communities, there are witches all round but in Kisii we have come up with a new method, we want to kill these people using our own hands.”

Okay, um, you’re only a few hundred years behind the times on that one.  If years of colonial oppression has taught Africa anything, it should at least be that burning witches was our shtick.  Next thing you know they’ll be writing a play about witch burning hysteria and making movies with jokes about being turned into a newt. But, jokes aside, the worst is yet to come.

The village elder was dismissive of my horror, saying that this kind of thing happens all the time in the western district of Kisii.

Right, don’t be horrified that people are being killed based on superstition and zero evidence because it happens all the time. Yes, the fact that you’re playing burn the witch instead of bingo is really making me feel a lot better about the world.  So if anybody ever asks you why you’re such a pain in the ass vocal skeptic, just tell them to see a performance of the Crucible. Except instead of Salem it takes place in Kenya. And instead of puritans we have, well Africans.  Oh, and substitute Christianity with, um, Christianity.  Gee, I wonder why the media left that fact out?  Heaven forbid it be point out that Christianity is still causing needless death about the world.  The Midwest might just work itself into a tizzy.

Oh, and side note to the Jews.  You probably should avoid the region as well.  If they’re doing live action role plays of witch burning, you’re probably on the list.

Want to Smack Crying Babies? So Do Monkeys

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Crying Baby Monkeys Get on Everyone’s Nerves

In rhesus society, dominant individuals aren’t shy about showing anger by chasing, pushing, hitting, or biting a mother and her youngster that aren’t family. Stuart Semple, an anthropologist at Roehampton University in London, and two colleagues recently observed such hostile behavior in wild rhesus monkeys in Puerto Rico.

The team calculated that bystanders are about 35 times more likely to attack both mother and infant when the baby is crying than when it’s hushed.

It’s odd to think of getting annoyed with crying babies as a beneficial trait to evolve.  But it makes some sense.  Crying kids are annoying, but crying kids usually want something, especially as babies.  If mothers are more likely to be attacked by the rest of the social group if she ignores her kid, the threat makes her more likely to care for her infant.

Maybe it’s just my inner asshole, but I think this is a memetic trait we should adopt.  Crying babies are a constant threat to a good dining experience.

HI, I’M BILLY MAYS AND I’M DEAD NOW

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

But let me tell you, I’m in heaven and you know how God keeps his joint clean? Oxi Clean.  Nothing helps clean those angel wings better.

But let this be a lesson to you Sham Wow guy.  God doesn’t like sell-outs.

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