You’ve probably heard by now that the Republicans put a black guy in charge of their party.  I think he’s got a worse job than Obama.  Not only does he have to deal with a completely failed party, his is the party of superstition, irrationality, bigotry, and hatred.  You know, I can’t blame him for trying to convince people he was actually a democrat.

Remember the awesome kitty that lived in the post office but mean old cranky person got him kicked out? Well he writes back.

Witch Hunts! Now I’m not overly found of Oklahoma. Given my proximity to the shithole, I’ve had the pleasure of hearing that people would rather commit suicide than cross the border. They do have a rather large McDonalds.  This story is just an example of the lunacy that happens when religion gathers in one place.   This is what happens when rationality is not injecting into the self-retarding process of affirming religion in mass.

Now, what I’m really wondering about the story, this teacher that got sick, did she run on home and take the modern marvel of science that is medicine or did she gather her group of friends and pray to the lord for healing?  I have a feeling it was the former.  They’ve got all this faith, except when it matters.  At least Jehovah’s Witnesses have the balls to not accept blood transfusions and to kill their kids by neglecting proper medical treatment.

You may have much higher standards of living, cleaner energy, and perhaps are just happier all around, but come on. Obama’s been president less than a month. Let us have our moment before you upstage us.  Seriously, this was our moment and you have to go and put a gay guy in charge?  Couldn’t you just let us feel like we were really accomplishing some civil rights?  Just for that I’m not moving to your country, until I can afford it.

Well, it still may be a shithole full of sectarian violence bordering on civil war, but now they’ve got a shoe statue.  Obama may not have such a hard time connecting with the Arab world.  In fact, I think that we may have a good plan for uniting together in at least one cause, we hated Bush too.  So, in the name of peace I say we all get together and throw shoes at G.W.