Archive for September, 2008

Are You More Qualified than Sarah Palin?

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

Foreign Policy:

1. Have you ever spoken to a person who is not an American?

2. Have you ever been out of the country?

3. Have you looked at this picture?

The Bush Doctrine

Two main pillars are identified for the doctrine: preemptive strikes against potential enemies and promoting democratic regime change.1

4. Do you know what the Bush Doctrine is?

American History

5. Do you know that the Pledge of Allegiance was written in 1892 (bonus points if you know it was written by a socialist)?

6. Do you know that the phrase “under God” was added in 1954?

Energy

7. Do you have a degree that is in any way relevant to energy?

8. Do you know that Alaska accounts for 3.5%  of America’s energy output?2

9. Do you know that Alaska accounts for 14% of American oil production? 2,3

Climate Change

10. Do you understand, in general terms, that co2 is a greenhouse gas that left unchecked will have a negative impact on our climate and accept that there is a consensus among qualified scientists that global warming is happening and man made?

Science

11. Do you know that the Earth is about 4.5 billion years old?

12. Do you accept evolution as the accepted only accepted scientific theory that explains how our species came to exist?

13. Do you know the scientific method?

14. Do you understand that abstinence only education fails?

Other

15. Have you ever left a town a town twenty million dollars in debt? 4

16. Do you frequently end sentences with “don’tcha know”?

Answer sheet.

  1. Yes
  2. Yes
  3. Yes
  4. Yes
  5. Yes
  6. Yes
  7. Yes
  8. Yes
  9. Yes
  10. Yes
  11. Yes
  12. Yes
  13. Yes
  14. Yes
  15. No
  16. No

If you scored 2 or higher than you most likely are more Qualified than Sarah Palin

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_Doctrine#Overview

2. http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/energetically_wrong.html

3. http://nearing.newsvine.com/_news/2008/09/16/1874725-roy-blunt-r-mo-made-the-false-claim-that-alaska-supplies-20-percent-of-the-us-oil-video

4. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0808/12987.html

This Blog Post Made Possible By John McCain.

We’ve been over this before.

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

And now another school district wants to waste taxpayer money in a lawsuit they’ll lose.  The Brunswick County School Board has set out to add themselves to a long list of lost court cases starting all the way back in 1987 and including Dover.  It just seems foolish to me that trying to improve the oldest planetarium in the western hemisphere and one of the leading science facilities in the nation (in a nation that has a serious problem with its scientific education) is considered foolish and yet it’s perfectly okay to flat out waste taxpayer money on a case that’s going to be lost in an attempt to teach children absolute bullshit.

But at least in happier news, though he may be a muslim extremist, at least somebody agrees with me that Disney is a major threat to our society.  Though, I think Mickey is a bit down on the list of Disney characters that need to be shot. I think most of the people on the Disney Network as well as the entire cast of High School Musical come to mind. Besides, it’s not like it’s going to scar the children. As Kathleen Madigan proved Disney already has children cheering for death.

Dear Republican Party

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

This is the English Dictionary and you must buy one.  It’s $6.50, so if you can’t afford one because you lost all your money in this “fundamentally” strong economy just ask one of your rich oil buddies to pick it up for you.   It’s the English Language, stupid.

Mindfucked, I has Been

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

Seriously, this can’t keep up.  I can’t take doing spit takes every time I read the news. My keyboard for sure can’t.  Who the hell does McCain have in that campaign. The Palin pick certainly is starting to make sense.  If they ever make a movie about this campaign it should be called “The Dumbest Guys in the Room.”  Our economy is doing good? Palin has foreign policy experience because she can see Russia? She learns about military technology through osmosis? McCain invented the Blackberry. Seriously, are we supposed to believe this shit? The man can’t even fucking send an e-mail without help. I also remember a certain guy who claim to invent a certain “internet” that got a lot of crap from a certain party who has a certain candidate who is surrounded by a certain lot of stupid fucking people.

The only thing worse than the hypocrisy, outright lies, and absurd bullshit is the fact that nearly 50% of the people in this country actually swallow and regurgitate this shit.

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