This just in, conservative politician makes stupid, factless assertions about homosexuality and it gets printed in a newspaper for sane and educated people to mock. Bad news, she’s in Oklahoma and likely to get elected. So the article is actually about a transgendered woman running against our idiot-n-mention, who is being accused of being the patsy of the global homosexual cabal to destroy the entire universe with their deviant ways of loving each other. We all know that hating each other and getting divorced is what God intended, even better if you screw up the kids for life.
There’s just so much juicy to be mocked:
Mrs. Kern, 63, said that she and her husband, Steven D. Kern, a Baptist minister, have attended events held by Reclaiming Oklahoma for Christ, but that she had “no say in what they write on their materials or Web site.”
Now, having the misfortune of having lived next to the country’s asshole for many years I’m left wondering, exactly when did the atheists take Oklahoma? I understand we got the East and West coasts in a sort of time share deal with Scientology and Evangelical Christians who like the weather, but I didn’t know we put a bid in on Oklahoma. In fact, I’m pretty sure if we gave the state back to the natives they’d pawn it off for a Caribbean island. Furthermore, has anybody actually asked Christ if he wants Oklahoma? Perhaps he’s a Texas fan, or, being that he’s Jewish, would much rather live in Queens. I think it’s rather presumptuous of Oklahomans to assume Christ wants anything to do with their state.
During that speech, [Kern] said, “Studies show no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than a few decades.”
Studies have also shown that putting conservative Christians in charge of government has produced shitholes like Oklahoma that are destructive to good governance, education, and society as a whole. And only one of us has anything resembling evidence and facts, sadly it’s also the one who just pulled the idea that there were studies out of his ass. I’m even willing to bet that, even for a social studies teacher, Mrs. Kern has no idea that what a society views as a homosexual act is culturally relative. Giving a blowjob is actually a rite of passage into manhood in one culture.
“In 2006, I didn’t have an opponent. Since my statements were put on YouTube, I have had opponents in 2008 and now in 2010 who are supportive of homosexual issues and have their support.”
Go figure, you say something ridiculous, promote bigotry and hatred based on iron age superstition and people who disagree with you run against you with support of people who disagree with you. Oh, right, we had to make it clear that they were running on behalf of the Homosexual Illuminati.
In 2009, Mrs. Kern sponsored the signing of a morality proclamation that stated that the country’s economic problems were a result of declining moral values, including same-sex marriage, divorce, abortion and child abuse.
Not being an economist by trade I’m a little bit out of the loop on how same-sex marriage has anything to do with government deregulation of banks. Perhaps Mrs. Kern, with her ph.d in economics, can further enlighten us as to the complex nature of abortion and credit-default swaps?
She said she thought Mrs. Kern would be re-elected because “her viewpoints are embraced by the electorate.”
Which isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement for her electorate, now is it?
“It is refreshing to have people like Sally Kern, who will walk through the minefield of political correctness to make wise choices for the people of her district and the state of Oklahoma,” Ms. Hefner said.
I find that often, when one is stating that they’re taking a stand against political correctness that they are often about to endorse something, bigoted, racist, or sexiest. In fact, it’s kind of a keyword that the person in question is kind of a prick who society would be better off without.
